I must've been like four or five, and managed to get up on the counter and past the childsafe locks on the cupboard to get into the cookies. So I run back to my room, leaving a mess, and I've got chocolate and crumbs everywhere, because I'm like five. And mom shows up in the doorway asking if I ate the cookies.
I didn't convince her it was a cookie monster.
Don't know why that sticks with me, when I was so young, but it does. The punishment was really light.
You're right, that was a foolish assumption to make. Not sure if that's better or worse than getting dumped on the jungle gym because you beat them to the top. Sorry about all the teeth, though.
Oh, kids, definitely. Having gotten to know Theta pretty well, I've learned a lot about how to handle things that...I think getting some education in would have been interesting and fun.
Though social work would deal with families, which would be another thing I'd enjoy.
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I didn't convince her it was a cookie monster.
Don't know why that sticks with me, when I was so young, but it does. The punishment was really light.
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I'm glad you didn't get punished too harshly for that. Who blames a little kid for wanting cookies?
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Let's go truth again.
[ It's fun, sharing things with York, and if the heat gets to be too much, that's when he'll switch to dares. ]
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Hmmm. Your first girlfriend or boyfriend, and how bad was the breakup?
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Oh, god, you're assuming either of us could face that. Technically I guess it never happened, so I'm still dating a person I met in 7th grade.
She was my first kiss, though. A very sloppy, very toothful kiss.
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Uhhh... sure, truth again.
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[ He shrugs. ]
Eh, we were young.
Anyway. How about...
[ He pauses, considering. ]
Biggest pet peeve, or actually, well, the one that gets triggered most often here on the rig. Whatever really gets on your nerves here.
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Huh. I'm not sure. My grievances here are pretty specific and bigger than peeves... hmm.
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Sorry. That's my fault.
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...how the hell is it your fault? Any of it?
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I mean the part where I brought it up, York. Should have known better.
[ He lays back and squints at the bunk above him. ]
How about I switch that to something else? Uh...weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
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[ Well, he can't really argue that, but he'll take the out. He thinks for a moment, it's been a long time since he got to be adventurous with food. ]
Probably grub burgers? What about you?
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[ In North's experience the dares come after harder questions do. ]
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If you could have been anything at all, what would you have done with your life?
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[ That gives him some pause, because he was such a damned good sniper, he has a hard time thinking about having been anything else, now.
Eventually, he decides to go for the obvious. ]
Maybe a teacher. Or a social worker.
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Kids or adults?
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Though social work would deal with families, which would be another thing I'd enjoy.
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Did I ever tell you I've always wanted kids?
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Nah, you never did. I didn't know that about you.
I did, too.
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A way to give back, huh?
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