Oh, kids, definitely. Having gotten to know Theta pretty well, I've learned a lot about how to handle things that...I think getting some education in would have been interesting and fun.
Though social work would deal with families, which would be another thing I'd enjoy.
Sure, then. Plus if I turn out to be a terrible parent I can give them back.
[ He's joking. It's a bad joke, and he doesn't actually think he'd be a bad parent, but since he can never actually do the thing now that he's dead he has to joke about it somehow. ]
Okay, first one's easy: war's over, no more war in my lifetime. Forever seems unrealistic, but that's definitely doable. Second, set me up with a nest egg and property on an outer colony. Third...
[ His grin wavers. The question is what he'd wish for, not what he wants most. ]
Hey, they might stick around after and be my buddy. But yeah magic enslavement sounds shitty -- I wouldn't wish for anything that affects someone else, and keeping the genie trapped is kind of shitty.
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...how the hell is it your fault? Any of it?
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I mean the part where I brought it up, York. Should have known better.
[ He lays back and squints at the bunk above him. ]
How about I switch that to something else? Uh...weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
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[ Well, he can't really argue that, but he'll take the out. He thinks for a moment, it's been a long time since he got to be adventurous with food. ]
Probably grub burgers? What about you?
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[ In North's experience the dares come after harder questions do. ]
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If you could have been anything at all, what would you have done with your life?
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[ That gives him some pause, because he was such a damned good sniper, he has a hard time thinking about having been anything else, now.
Eventually, he decides to go for the obvious. ]
Maybe a teacher. Or a social worker.
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Kids or adults?
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Though social work would deal with families, which would be another thing I'd enjoy.
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Did I ever tell you I've always wanted kids?
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Nah, you never did. I didn't know that about you.
I did, too.
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A way to give back, huh?
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[ He's joking. It's a bad joke, and he doesn't actually think he'd be a bad parent, but since he can never actually do the thing now that he's dead he has to joke about it somehow. ]
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Why, York, that wouldn't be necessary. You'd be great at it.
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You think?
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[ Is it his turn? ]
Truth.
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[ He taps his chin. ]
You rub a genie's lamp and get three wishes. What do you wish for? And you know the rules, no wishing for more wishes, all that.
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[ His grin wavers. The question is what he'd wish for, not what he wants most. ]
...free the genie, maybe?
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What a kind and generous master!
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