goneawaycomms | BRAINIAC 5

What's your status message mean?

[ It's been a day or two since Brainy talked to Karkat on the comms. ]

You said were collecting different words to use to get around filters.
Here are some of mine I know it doesn't catch:

[ He sends along an attachment. ]

OBSCENITY.TXT
waste chute - the end of the digestive tract
nook - anatomical
bone bulge - or just bulge, anatomical
shameglobes - or just globes, anatomical
lumpsquirt - bodily excreta, a thing you do or don't give one of sometimes
bugwinged - intensifier for pretty much anything
chutemaggot, bulgebiter, nookwhiff - varieties of idiot
pan and sponge - Human "brains." Just put whatever insulting thing you can think of in front of pan or sponge, it's high-utility. Globes for sponge is classic.

Some common lower class replacements for another useful word are manure and leavings, but none of those are as straight to the point so it's a shame.

You get the most flexibility out of combining profanity with mundane words. You get drowned out if you come out swinging with nonstop curses. You need to soften them up, keep them off pace.

Edited 2020-06-03 20:10 (UTC)

hey, don't think we've met in person, but your name came up in a conversation. i got a favor to ask. can we meet? this is saturday, the elf who punches good.

By the way, the new boy's actions have me considering whether or not Texas should consider restricting a new account's access to older logs. At least until a solid feel on them has been gained.

[This one's delivered in a little bit of origami left in his drawer. A banana.]

Do you know how to make ammonium perchlorate out of the materials available to us?

[Brainy's response to the way Robbie shows up at their door with the celery is to laugh himself stupid.]

[Sorry if you were going for true romance there, Robbie.]

[He manages to squeeze out the words.]

They're lovely. If only I had a vase to suit them.

You still open to answering questions about helping teenage trauma survivors?

Edited 2021-04-07 18:59 (UTC)

I salvaged parts from some still-in-one-piece computers we encountered on our last mission! Figured that someone here could use some unregistered electronics for something. Let's arrange a dead drop.

I also accidentally kicked off a huge argument on the mission, which was unfortunate because it wasn't what I was trying to do and it really cut into our planning time. I was hoping to revisit the topic so that everyone can hash out their feelings and come to a consensus when we're not fighting a mind-whammy plus body dysphoria. But since "is it ever all right to kill someone" is apparently a contentious topic (I know! Shocker!), I was hoping I could request some moderating powers from you. I'm not looking to banhammer, just the option to freeze some threads or put people on a five minute time-out for screaming.

(The computer parts are yours regardless, but I've got a lot on my to do list so you get a combo message instead of two separate ones.)

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sent over the secure network

Sent as a cryptogram hidden in a network-hosted crossword puzzle

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text; waiting for Brainy after Don't Touch That Dial

PM to Lonestar; text