BRAINIAC 5

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● BRAINIAC 5 ∵ QUERL DOX

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[pasthole]

[ It's been a day or two since Brainy talked to Karkat on the comms. ]

You said were collecting different words to use to get around filters.
Here are some of mine I know it doesn't catch:

[ He sends along an attachment. ]

OBSCENITY.TXT
waste chute - the end of the digestive tract
nook - anatomical
bone bulge - or just bulge, anatomical
shameglobes - or just globes, anatomical
lumpsquirt - bodily excreta, a thing you do or don't give one of sometimes
bugwinged - intensifier for pretty much anything
chutemaggot, bulgebiter, nookwhiff - varieties of idiot
pan and sponge - Human "brains." Just put whatever insulting thing you can think of in front of pan or sponge, it's high-utility. Globes for sponge is classic.

Some common lower class replacements for another useful word are manure and leavings, but none of those are as straight to the point so it's a shame.

You get the most flexibility out of combining profanity with mundane words. You get drowned out if you come out swinging with nonstop curses. You need to soften them up, keep them off pace.

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[googledox]

I appreciate the addition to my vocabulary. I usually shy away from more anatomical profanity but with these filters, needs must.

You're right about the cursing. My entire team is foul-mouthed to a fault, but my friends think I'm the one that drops the most effective S-bombs because of how infrequently I do it.

It's all about timing.

And, in my case, having such a sense of propriety the rest of the time that people are shocked every time I say sprock.

[pasthole]

You could say I have a fucking reputation.

[ It goes through. The words sit on the screen, untouched. ]

Holy shit, is it just letting me say whatever I want here?

[ That sure seems to be the case. ]

Wow. Look at this fucking incredible piece of shit communications network. I would say I'm stunned, but considering I've already spent plenty of time being *literally* that here I'm going to just laugh and count my blessings instead.
There's one of them so far.
It's being allowed to say fuck.