Agent South Dakota

[ownperson]

● Agent South Dakota
fucking bullshit
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[bothbarrels]

God, Nat, don't be playing mind games with me over this. I don't want to start acting all weird around him because of you.

[ownperson]

[ Huff. ]

i'm not playing mind games, drew

come on like you could even act 'weird' i've seen you two cuddle on the regular

[bothbarrels]

We do! Like friends!

Fuck, this is in my head now.

[ownperson]

[ Oops. Might have pushed that button a little hard. ]

fucking hell drew calm down, i meant he wouldn't even notice you acting 'weird' if you're so worried about that

and i don't even like the guy but even i know it's not like he'd care if you did anyway

[bothbarrels]

Why do you say that?

[ownperson]

you're best friends. you cuddle. you spend as much if not more time with him as me these days. you literally have sleepovers. if he even noticed you acting ""weird"" he wouldn't give a fuck

seriously the guy is chill as fuck with literally everyone except me and you know it

[bothbarrels]

[ That stews in him for a moment. ]

So if I really was attracted to him you think he wouldn't care. That's what you're saying.

[ownperson]

....okay that depends on what you mean by 'he wouldn't care'. as in he wouldn't hold it against you or whatever? of fucking course he wouldn't

as in like, he wouldn't feel the same or some shit? i can't say shit on that, i know you, not him

[bothbarrels]

[ He feels like beating his forehead against the wall, but that'd be pretty conspicuous right now. ]

Well, thanks for your input. I have plenty to think about now.

[ownperson]

every single time, drew

every. single. time.

you can kick my ass for it next time we can train if that helps

[bothbarrels]

Every time? I think not.

[ownperson]

it's called comedic exaggeration

and anyway you try and tell me i've been wrong more times than i've been right. just try it

you Can't because you'd be Wrong

[bothbarrels]

[ He sighs, probably a bit too perceptibly. ]

OK. Thank you.

[ownperson]

i'm here to help

and be a pain in the ass

those are not exclusive

good luck and please don't break your brain overthinking shit

[bothbarrels]

I'll do my best. :)