DAVE STRIDER

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● dave strider
alive but that shit is subject to change
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[71lines]

Did you not learn to handwrite in that font?

[She's honestly a little disappointed at the break from his brand. Also, the form of this origami comes in the form of a pair of sunglasses, left in place of his real sunglasses when he wakes up in the morning.]

Could you age a gallon of liquid or mound of dirt and some stuff in it by, oh, a week or so at a time?

[She doesn't want to get her hopes up, but this is sounding promising.]

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[He still can't origami, but he can carefully tear the response's paper into the shape of a ninja star. Look how much he cares.]

i handwrote you a whole goddamn letter and this is the thanks i get??? im so hurt. i had to use this paper to dry my tears.

anyway thats vague and ominous sounding but yeah sure.

[71lines]

[This one comes in the form of a house. Lame.]

You'll want to burn this, or get rid of the ink, when you're done reading.

It's a bit gross, but did you know that if you pour aged urine over a pile of manure and compost once a week for about four months, you get a mix that can be turned into saltpeter with some boiling water and a paper filter?

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[Yet oddly appropriate. He'll destroy it as requested, though. The note will not be stuck in the form of a home. Homestuck, if you will.]

thanks for the gross chemistry lesson. lemme know when and where were doing and and we will make literal shit transpire.