[Oh shit, we're going old school. He ninjas a return letter into her room – not folded all fancy or anything, that is not a talent he has – and it's handwritten and everything. In red pen, of course, because this guy is apparently that dedicated to his aesthetic.]
hey
this is probably the worst way you could have asked this shit since now i gotta deface a whole ass page of actual paper trying to explain it. you could have just strolled on up to me like hey bro wanna gimme all the details of those crazy god of time powers for presumably strategic purposes and i would gave been like yeah sure chickadee i hope youve got an hour or two to kill.
the laymans answer is a lot. even if ive kinda been massively nerfed here. im trying to make this brief enough for a letter so dont get mad at me if you still have questions because this is your own fault. theres a whole lot of me jumping around the timeline but im pretty limited here. cant pop more than a few minutes forward or backward. used to be able to bring other people with me but thats apparently out here and tbh its only selectively useful anyway. i dont really trust any of yall with the timeline enough to set you loose non chronologically.
i can also hit pause on shit around me for a bit but that leaves me pretty wiped and it only lasts a bit here. like not even a minute if im trying to cover a whole room yknow? shrinking the range is more flexible anyway. cant really just exclude you guys from a full on timestop. that shit is exclusive to yours truly.
i can fast forward and rewind objects too but size is limited. yall dont even know what youre missing. i terraformed a fuckin planet once. but ive stuck with these goddamn training wheels here so im just pedaling along like a drooling toddler unable to just turn this giant metal deathtrap to rust. idk if it works on people and honestly i dont really wanna test that.
[She's honestly a little disappointed at the break from his brand. Also, the form of this origami comes in the form of a pair of sunglasses, left in place of his real sunglasses when he wakes up in the morning.]
Could you age a gallon of liquid or mound of dirt and some stuff in it by, oh, a week or so at a time?
[She doesn't want to get her hopes up, but this is sounding promising.]
You'll want to burn this, or get rid of the ink, when you're done reading.
It's a bit gross, but did you know that if you pour aged urine over a pile of manure and compost once a week for about four months, you get a mix that can be turned into saltpeter with some boiling water and a paper filter?
Not as a comm, but a little orgami turd left on his pillow
-Tenten
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hey
this is probably the worst way you could have asked this shit since now i gotta deface a whole ass page of actual paper trying to explain it. you could have just strolled on up to me like hey bro wanna gimme all the details of those crazy god of time powers for presumably strategic purposes and i would gave been like yeah sure chickadee i hope youve got an hour or two to kill.
the laymans answer is a lot. even if ive kinda been massively nerfed here. im trying to make this brief enough for a letter so dont get mad at me if you still have questions because this is your own fault. theres a whole lot of me jumping around the timeline but im pretty limited here. cant pop more than a few minutes forward or backward. used to be able to bring other people with me but thats apparently out here and tbh its only selectively useful anyway. i dont really trust any of yall with the timeline enough to set you loose non chronologically.
i can also hit pause on shit around me for a bit but that leaves me pretty wiped and it only lasts a bit here. like not even a minute if im trying to cover a whole room yknow? shrinking the range is more flexible anyway. cant really just exclude you guys from a full on timestop. that shit is exclusive to yours truly.
i can fast forward and rewind objects too but size is limited. yall dont even know what youre missing. i terraformed a fuckin planet once. but ive stuck with these goddamn training wheels here so im just pedaling along like a drooling toddler unable to just turn this giant metal deathtrap to rust. idk if it works on people and honestly i dont really wanna test that.
im outta page so thats as in depth as you get.
dave
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[She's honestly a little disappointed at the break from his brand. Also, the form of this origami comes in the form of a pair of sunglasses, left in place of his real sunglasses when he wakes up in the morning.]
Could you age a gallon of liquid or mound of dirt and some stuff in it by, oh, a week or so at a time?
[She doesn't want to get her hopes up, but this is sounding promising.]
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i handwrote you a whole goddamn letter and this is the thanks i get??? im so hurt. i had to use this paper to dry my tears.
anyway thats vague and ominous sounding but yeah sure.
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You'll want to burn this, or get rid of the ink, when you're done reading.
It's a bit gross, but did you know that if you pour aged urine over a pile of manure and compost once a week for about four months, you get a mix that can be turned into saltpeter with some boiling water and a paper filter?
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thanks for the gross chemistry lesson. lemme know when and where were doing and and we will make literal shit transpire.