York

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proud papa tucker time!

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[ York isn't entirely sure what he was expecting, but this pretty much fits it to a T. He beams at the screen, and at how proud a father Tucker is. ]

I'm glad you got a picture back! Basketball, huh? Is he the star of the team?

[fuckingaqua]

Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure he owned this team. How could he not? He's the only one with mandibles. And that was just fifth grade. Junior's on a basketball scholarship now.

[ Thank god. College is expensive. He could probably get the embassy to fork some cash over for cultural education, though. ]

Seems like just yesterday he was draining Caboose's blood. [ Ah, the good times that he barely remembers. ] They grow up so fast.

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I feel like using the mandibles would be a foul, but that's awesome, man.

[ Wait a minute-- ]

Wait, you're not old enough to have a kid in college. Are you?

[fuckingaqua]

Well, I have a kid in college, sooooo. Technically.

[ Technicalities all the way down. ]

I guess that's just how aliens roll, though. He was running around two days after he was born. Saved me from a fuckton of remote PTA meetings. I'd take round two versus the Meta and another civil war before I checked out another PTA meeting.

[ Parents are assholes. End of statement. Yes, he includes himself in the statement. ]