[There are really only so many places to spend time on the Rig, the gym is a pretty good one. Stacia slips on in and makes a beeline for Tenten, checking to make sure no one is in earshot before saying anything.]
I have a ninja question first-off: did your training include "this was definitely not a murder, just a sad accident" cover-ups?
Understandable. [She lowers her voice further.] A few of us are arranging to lure Planker somewhere isolated and dig through his head for information. I'm pretty sure we can do it without him even knowing we were there, but the opportunity to get rid of the bastard entirely seems too good to pass up. But I don't know how to kill someone without making it obvious, and any obvious signs of murder point straight to us.
[So she's bringing the problem to a professional.]
I'm building off of Dan's plan to seduce him with a fun little tool that will literally let us dig around in his memories. So hopefully I can initiate the ambush before anyone's pants come off, because yu-uh-uck.
[Dan. Dan why.]
It's basically going to freeze him while we're digging around in there and he won't know what's going on. The where and when are still being worked out, but I thought I should check in with you before I got too excited about the idea.
The trick here is to have it done in front of witnesses, so we don't get any chance of a finger pointed at us. What they think is the accident, that is. Luckily for you, I've used ninja puppets before. A corpse isn't that different.
Let me know when you're done and I'll take care of the clean-up from there.
I'm not entirely sure what a ninja puppet is, but you know what, I don't have to. I came to you because you're the professional, I will leave it in your capable hands.
[Stacia cocks her head.]
Speaking of, I should probably ask what you'd like in exchange for your services.
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I have a ninja question first-off: did your training include "this was definitely not a murder, just a sad accident" cover-ups?
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Yeah? It's a bit harder, but I can manage it just fine, given the right setup.
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Understandable. [She lowers her voice further.] A few of us are arranging to lure Planker somewhere isolated and dig through his head for information. I'm pretty sure we can do it without him even knowing we were there, but the opportunity to get rid of the bastard entirely seems too good to pass up. But I don't know how to kill someone without making it obvious, and any obvious signs of murder point straight to us.
[So she's bringing the problem to a professional.]
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[Man, is that gonna blow up in his face.]
I don't know that I'd put my trust in that idea, but I can get it done.
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I'm building off of Dan's plan to seduce him with a fun little tool that will literally let us dig around in his memories. So hopefully I can initiate the ambush before anyone's pants come off, because yu-uh-uck.
[Dan. Dan why.]
It's basically going to freeze him while we're digging around in there and he won't know what's going on. The where and when are still being worked out, but I thought I should check in with you before I got too excited about the idea.
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Let me know when you're done and I'll take care of the clean-up from there.
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[Stacia cocks her head.]
Speaking of, I should probably ask what you'd like in exchange for your services.
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[In fact, she'd already given thought to how to get it done, but hadn't gotten around to it due to one crisis or another.]