Well, I have a kid in college, sooooo. Technically.

[ Technicalities all the way down. ]

I guess that's just how aliens roll, though. He was running around two days after he was born. Saved me from a fuckton of remote PTA meetings. I'd take round two versus the Meta and another civil war before I checked out another PTA meeting.

[ Parents are assholes. End of statement. Yes, he includes himself in the statement. ]