yeah, no kidding, pretty sure the kid i'm lumped with is around that age too

and i've never so much as looked at a guy and now i'm fake married to one this just sucks

even if it wasn't him this would suck

and i'm in a dress! i don't think even you could remember a time i wore a dress! if i ever did we were like, toddlers, probably!

and that's not even getting into your weird set up

or us not being twins. that just. feels wrong